Category — portland needs to kick it in the pants.

Erica, Superfan the -

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Oh, Erica - so, so pretty. To be 25 again. Sigh. Instead of er, 28 or whatever.

NO MATTER.

Anyway, yesterday was super exciting what with the Mercury Cover story and my newfound fame and my inability to buy pretty shiny things at Forever 21 without being hounded by the Paparrazzi, etc….but tonight we are going to First Friday at Nemo for a rock show poster art show thing show and Erica is coming too! This is your chance boys, to meet the young lady in person before submitting your applications to be her birthday dinner date. Don’t fuck this up, men.

I encourage any and all Portland readers to stop by and say hello. The party starts at 7ish (1875 SE Belmont) and it’s FREE. Please bring us brownies. We has a craving.

I love new addictions! I’m SOOOOO SICKKK of everything right now and maybe this has a lot to do with the weather and how it is making me consider an eight hour bath to be a pretty good idea, but whatever. I want to be addicted to MUJI like the rest of the new world!

And New York has two Mujis. Or Mujii? I don’t know which is right. Anyway, that seems unfair. We don’t even have one. We barely have an IKEA and yes, ok, we do have a Khiels, but I don’t care. If Portland wants to continue to be seen as progressive, we need to get ourselves a Muji and we need to get one fast.

Even William Gibson adores the Mujiiis and this is a man who knows HOW SPACE WORKS. And I’ll give you a hint: It has nothing to do with peanut butter, a rubber band, and a giant clock, so don’t make that mistake the way I might have done recently at a dinner party because it is embarrassing.