Category — I heart cylons

So here we are, less than sixty hours until the Battlestar Galactica season premiere, and I am trying very hard to keep it together because there are just sooo many burning questions I want answered - and preferably answered before we’re forced to sit through another episode about a stupid rogue toaster cylon.

Questions like, what will Starbuck’s hair look like (short-ish)? Will I see Lee Adama in a different, less weenie light now that I know he has a British accent (yes)? And most importantly, if this article about the prequel series Caprica is to be believed, then could Bill Adama be the twelfth cylon (disappointing)?

I mean, I suppose this could be possible which would make Lee a half cylon. What should we call those anyway? Not halflings because that’s just gay elf-y.

Half breeds? Cyloffs?

CYLOFFS.

And what kind of powers do we think Cyloffs have? We already know they can kind of cure cancer and that is Totally.Not.Funny. (let it go Kiala, GODS), but what else do we think they can they do?

Here is my list of five possible Cyloff powers that neither a Cylon nor a Human possess.

1. When lost, the ability to navigate a spaceship without turning the stereo down.

2. Wash and go hairstyle.

3. Operate on two hours of sleep and a pint of whiskey.

4. Swing both ways. AC/DC.

5. Turn straw into gold.

Ok, now it’s your turn. GO.