Face of the Cookie » Gilmore Girls http://www.faceofthecookie.com The internet's proudest moment. Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:31:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 The Pajamification of Kiala http://www.faceofthecookie.com/2008/12/23/the-pajamification-of-kiala/ http://www.faceofthecookie.com/2008/12/23/the-pajamification-of-kiala/#comments Tue, 23 Dec 2008 17:04:45 +0000 kiala http://www.faceofthecookie.com/?p=452 I have eaten so many peanut butter special brownies over the last two days that I am SCARED and AFEARED to put real pants on. Luckily, beginning tomorrow, Dane is on vacation for a million days so I can just make him walk the dog and go get tacos when we run out of food.

There’s still the problem of today, however, but I think I’ve got it dialed. I’m going to go to the gym and then walk ZZ in my exercise pants. I see people doing this all the time and I never do. I have a thing about getting dressed for the world. Melissa and I have discussed this at length. But not today! Today’s my day, people. My day to wear elastic waist pants and venture forth into the very real and judge-y gay streets of my neighborhood.

Actually, this might work out (WORK OUT…get it???) really well as all of my jeans are a little big now because everything in San Francisco is uphill and so whenever I lean over to pick up ZZ’s er…waste…I flash the little children running around at the Eureka Valley Rec Center and I know this is scarring them forever. Or giving them something to aspire to. Either/Or.

Over the next few days I will be working on my first piece of Gilmore Girls Fan Fiction. Rory and Lorelei will be leaving Stars Hollow for a whirlwind weekend in San Francisco and many fun and exciting subversive things will happen to them. Stay tuned and Merry almost Jesus everybody!

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