Category — Gilmore Girls

I have eaten so many peanut butter special brownies over the last two days that I am SCARED and AFEARED to put real pants on. Luckily, beginning tomorrow, Dane is on vacation for a million days so I can just make him walk the dog and go get tacos when we run out of food.

There’s still the problem of today, however, but I think I’ve got it dialed. I’m going to go to the gym and then walk ZZ in my exercise pants. I see people doing this all the time and I never do. I have a thing about getting dressed for the world. Melissa and I have discussed this at length. But not today! Today’s my day, people. My day to wear elastic waist pants and venture forth into the very real and judge-y gay streets of my neighborhood.

Actually, this might work out (WORK OUT…get it???) really well as all of my jeans are a little big now because everything in San Francisco is uphill and so whenever I lean over to pick up ZZ’s er…waste…I flash the little children running around at the Eureka Valley Rec Center and I know this is scarring them forever. Or giving them something to aspire to. Either/Or.

Over the next few days I will be working on my first piece of Gilmore Girls Fan Fiction. Rory and Lorelei will be leaving Stars Hollow for a whirlwind weekend in San Francisco and many fun and exciting subversive things will happen to them. Stay tuned and Merry almost Jesus everybody!