Category — Dane is hot.

Enjoy this internet. Kiala is most likely going to kill me for it.

~dane

Dane and I are waging an epic battle the likes of which the internet has never seen and soon, soon my friends, the victor will emerge - bloody and triumphant - and the thermostat in this apartment will either go very, very up or very, very down.

And the loser will be super uncomfortable.

What the hell is it with dudes and their internal combustion system being so effing effed up? I am cold all the time and THAT IS WHY GOD MADE HEAT.

Anyway, right now it is about 85 degrees outside and so I have the balcony door open but in about 2 hours I’ll need to shut it so I can cool the place to negative 900 for when Dane gets home. And he will still complain about how hot it is in here.

And right now, I guarantee you he is sitting at his desk at Nemo, sweating and cursing my name while he reads this because I have the a/c turned off even though he expressly forbid that and I am flipping him off (lovingly) and dancing around the apartment because for the first time in a thousandy months I am not wearing a sweater and slipper socks.

But, because I love you Dane, here is my favorite Ben Kweller song which (and you’ll all please take note of how I manage to stick to the karaoke theme here) is the only other song I wish to GOD they would put in the books. Then I could rule like Dane.

Also, I think it’s adorable that these girls put this video together. What are they, like 9 years old?

Ben Kweller: Ruling. Like Dane. Pretty much.

Happy Karaoke Week Everyone.