Category — BO-RING

So today I was fucking around with vimeo and posting stoopid pet videos and I discovered that I have a lisp.

It is DISTURBING. I have gone my whole life not knowing I have a speech impediment. But you know what? OH FUCKING WELL. At least I don’t look too fat on camera. And in America not looking fat is how we spell Freedom. I do have a weird nose though. I mean, it has character. It’s filled with character and probably some leftover cocaine from 2006. Vintage cocaine if you will.

Enjoy.