Monday’s Five Things

FIRST! On Friday I wrote this post for Blogtown which omg yes included a shit ton of “I” statements but that was the particular nature of that particular post. Also now I can be stalked in a more convenient manner. You’re welcome!

SECOND! We saw Henry Rollins Saturday night. The first hour was super entertaining. The last twelve were not so much. Ugh.

THIRD! I have been playing Alan Wake non stop for the past three days. It is scary. Every time one of those axe wielding boogie men jumps out of the darkness I do the equivalent of dropping my gun with the XBox controller. I am that asshole in a horror film who stumbles while they run straight into the arms of the killer. Ugh again.

FOURTH! Seriously, no more whiskey shots at karaoke. For reals this time you guys. Puke ugh.

FIFTH! I need this explained to me. Slowly. Like I’m a five year old. Fugh.

In remembrance of our fallen soldiers or whatever