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November 10, 2009

I’m in love. I’m in love with Edith Zimmerman – so in love with her I’m considering changing my name to something old time-y like Zelda Fitzgerald or Franny Glass or George Washington.

Seriously, who can pronounce Kiala Kazebee? NO ONE. But I think it’s too late. I’m too famous.

What.

I did some googling on Edith Zimmerman (FUCK YOU RUPERT MURDOCH) and immediately became terrifically depressed. She lives in a quaint little New England town called Brooklyn, New York, obviously is in the know about Kool and the Gang, and is adorable.

Anyway, I’m changing my name. Suggestions?

16 comments

1 christy { 11.10.09 at 12:27 pm }

Beulah Crawford! (first thing i could think of.)

2 kiala { 11.10.09 at 12:29 pm }

Excellent. *fills out form*

3 Charley { 11.10.09 at 1:16 pm }

Mildred Maude Van Winkleburg VIII.

But seriously, Kiala Kazebee is great, even if people can’t pronounce it. One day it will be a household name. Like David Berkowitz or The Unabomber.

4 Jeff { 11.10.09 at 1:17 pm }

Valencia Finster.

5 Random Guy on the street { 11.10.09 at 1:39 pm }

Raven Darscet.

6 melissasparkleypantslion { 11.10.09 at 2:30 pm }

Melissa Lion.

7 Iris { 11.10.09 at 2:54 pm }

Sarah Jones.

8 kiala { 11.10.09 at 3:27 pm }

God. These are all such good ideas. I NEED SOMEONE TO CHOOSE FOR ME.

9 Robert { 11.11.09 at 12:00 am }

Kiala Kazebeetle.

10 UrbanVox { 11.12.09 at 3:36 am }

Princess Consuela Hanna Banana Hammock!
;)
hehehehe
xxx

11 gizella { 11.12.09 at 2:17 pm }

well i can pronounce your name. The name stays. um. You *can* have a different name. Just pronounce it differently every time you meet someone (keeala kazeebee, K (click)eye (click)la

i’m going now

12 kiala { 11.12.09 at 5:06 pm }

Just FYI you guys. Gizi can oronounce my name because she’s known me since I was 9 years old.

Feel free to ask her embarrassing questions about me.

13 Crissy { 11.16.09 at 2:25 pm }

Pheobe Wiebe.

14 Intern Meagan { 11.28.09 at 3:30 pm }

Koala Kurzebell

15 Byron D. { 12.21.09 at 3:20 pm }

But Kiala Kazebee has the double Konsonant that the ruskies were so in love with and which drives comic book creators krazy. Are you telling us you want to change your name so you can secretly hide the fact that you are A SUPERHERO.

16 Nex { 01.29.10 at 5:40 pm }

As per usual, I’m going to place votes for either “Ol’ Dirty Bastard” or “Jordan Catalano.”

Either way you’ll get a handjob from 1995.

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