I never fancied myself a sex columnist.
And yet, here I am, writing a column every Friday about ladybits health for Heartless Doll. It’s called Fine China: Sexual Health News for Ladies. You see, Fine China is how I refer to my vagina because I am CULTURED and HIGHBROW and REPRESSED.
I’m hoping the column will evolve into a kind of sexual therapy for myself as each week I will be forced to write about “anal sex” and “fisting”. *shudders delicately*
My hope is that other well bred and repressed ladies will come along for the ride (ha!) and within a month or a year I will have nurtured a warm and comfortable environment where topics previously shunned by a male dominated society (like analingus or yeast infections) can GROW and THRIVE. Um.
Anyway, I’m going to write about fucking.
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I am certain that it will be an entertaining and educational pursui for both reader and writer.
Sounds like the environment of my yoga studio.
Aw yeah.
HEROINE KIALA. there is not enough disussion of yeast infections. as someone that has been on hardcore antibiotics for almost two weeks straight and has no bacteria left in her body, especially the good kind that regulates the delicate floral balance in her vagina, i have much to say about yeast infections.
I think this is good. People seriously need information about their fine china. We’re all repressed!
Nice to have one focused on 51% of the world’s population.
Yeah! What about MY vagina? Now where will I go to learn about it?
who shuns analingus??
assholes who can’t look themselves in the eye, that’s who!
What are the chances? We both got jobs writing about sex! We are soooo on our way, lady. I think we should write a book, or at least open up a clinic.
Nice.
So Kiala (the histrionic shoe photo fetishist), Kristen (with the extra large rack that her hubby likes to photograph) and Melissa Lion (sex toy addict with one bathing suit and penis shaped lipgloss applicators) are all writing about sex now?
So I have to ask…Is there any chance of an “information gathering” three-way (of course, streaming live)?
I for one would gladly patronize a pay-per-view event.
Fine china belongs in an ornate glass-doored cabinet until important company visits.
I linked to The Kiala’s sex column today because I am so very proud of The Kiala and also because I hope she will show me her fine china one day.
Oookaaay. Of all the people I have recently started following on Twitter/blogs I would like one *not* to start blogging about sex. Just to mix it up a little, you know?
In other news – congrats!
So if you’re not fancy and repressed, can you have like pottery or something? Can I say, “My pottery is tired?”
I know this is random, but can someone PLEASE tell me what a furble is?
higlet, *I* don’t blog about sex.
I know you don’t b!X, but I’m sure any minute now…. o_O
huahuahuahua…
COOL!!!
count on a male reader!!
xxx
Yay to Heartless Doll, your great site, and the Portland Mercury, who wouldn’t let me work for them (at least not after they fired me). May you be the new Anka.
This made me laugh.
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