Wishes, hopes, dreams and unicorn juice.

May 1, 2009

This week has been a total nightmare and if it weren’t for Twitter, monetary help from family (humiliating), and my precious precious Effexor I would probably be murdering myself right now. I know there is another word for doing that but for the LIFE OF ME I can’t remember what it is. (See what I did there? With the words?)

Anyway, let’s just say that no matter how solid and warm fuzzy feeling you think a friendship is, when it comes to business ALWAYS SIGN A CONTRACT. Also and just TOTALLY unrelated: people are dicks.

Moving on, I applied for something awesome a couple of days ago and Ferik Penriksen sent a reference letter out informing the awesome people of my skillz in regards to spelling (obviously), hair hygiene, and feline photography. I don’t see how I can lose.

I haven’t heard back from said people though so I will just obsessively tweet my fears and woe feelings away until the nice people either tell me yes or I never hear from them and am forced to eat my weight in ice cream to make the pain go away. DELICIOUS.

Also, that would be 125 pounds in ice cream.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh God. I am a liar. Thank Internet for the Twitter and the Blogpresses or I would be murdering myself again. DAMN IT WHAT IS THAT WORD?

Sui..sigh…Sulemon dull.

SULEMON DOLL. NADYA SULEMON DOLL. Yes, I would be doing that.

#uprise

13 comments

1 gina { 05.01.09 at 9:54 am }

i would say that you are in my head, but i dreamed i came up to SF and we drank wine and cuddled with your cats so CLEARLY you already are.

um um, i am applying for the jobthings and i also think self-murder sounds fantazz about now.

2 melissasparkleypantslion { 05.01.09 at 9:55 am }

I woke up today hung over and I hadn’t had anything to drink. I blame exercise. Maybe eating ice cream is better for me.

I keep checking my head and the headache is still there.

Still there.

Still there.

Still there.

#uprise

3 Kyla Roma { 05.01.09 at 9:56 am }

I am completely behind the get it on paper sentiment- I was part of a design start up with a couple friends & when we parted ways they tried to have me assume a whole whack of the company’s start up costs. Awesome friends! Business makes people do very odd things.

Good luck on the application!!

4 Sy Parrish { 05.01.09 at 11:52 am }

Well, I’m sure I’m sorry. It’s true that I was being a dick but I didn’t know you could tell from there.

And I diiiiiiiid sign a contract with you. Twice.

5 melissasparkleypantslion { 05.03.09 at 2:41 pm }

#UPRISE

6 Kristen { 05.04.09 at 7:32 am }

What are all these #hings?

Somebody explain this to me because I just…I’m not all Twitterish like you guys.

7 stoogepie { 05.04.09 at 9:40 am }

I can hardly keep up with all the contracts I have signed with friends already. But I would suggest that you sign contracts with everyone from now on about everything.

I don’t know what the #things are either but my twitter skillz bite.

8 sarah (big_s) { 05.04.09 at 11:23 pm }

your hashtags crack me up on twitter!! i’ve been making them up and using them in regular texts without even realizing, they are so appropiate sometimes or i even once said one out loud to another person and i made a sign with my hand, but it didn’t translate as well… #kialaisthefunniestpersonontwitter

9 morganpdx { 05.04.09 at 11:47 pm }

#idon’tgetthishashtagthingamIdoingitwrong

#risethup

10 urbanvox { 05.05.09 at 7:53 am }

girl… sometimes you DO manage to make me feel LOST!
lol

11 V. { 05.05.09 at 11:06 pm }

Um, if you’re not going to blog, how about a Twitter widget?

xoxox

12 Tess { 05.19.09 at 7:14 am }

self murder= suicide

13 jenn mapp { 05.28.09 at 7:54 pm }

i think you’re hillarious. poignant. and a much better speller than I. tweet on my friend. success is in the wings.

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