Comments on: “Mister Hesselballs will see you now”

By: melissasparkleypantslion

melissasparkleypantslion — Fri, 01 May 2009 15:28:29 +0000

Pussies.

#spellingishardforgirls

melissasparkleypantslion — Fri, 01 May 2009 15:24:11 +0000

Sometimes I want to lick my friends’ pussys.

#secrettweet #doingitwrong

melissasparkleypantslion — Fri, 01 May 2009 15:23:40 +0000

#uprise

#hippoflu

#smackmyassfriday

kiala — Fri, 01 May 2009 04:07:09 +0000

#uprise

melissasparkleypantslion — Fri, 01 May 2009 03:55:57 +0000

I do not want to be predictable.

Also, I will come up with a code word for it. And I shall call it licking pussy.

Is that how that works?

kiala — Fri, 01 May 2009 02:14:16 +0000

Wait. What? Why not?

Don’t make me ask this SPECIFIC question on the Twatters.

melissasparkleypantslion — Fri, 01 May 2009 02:10:07 +0000

Okay, you know what, I’m never going to want to lick a friends’ pussy again. OKAY.

Fascists.

kiala — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:04:40 +0000

Actually, I’m on the feeling guilty for not doing yoga and eating a lot of chocolate and ice cream diet.

I guess it’s working. Somebody call Oprah!

gina — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:41:41 +0000

you look real nice and tight. are you also on the 30 day shred?

joshr — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:39:17 +0000

another liz lemon vote, for shizzle.