“Mister Hesselballs will see you now”
Sexyish Secretaryish.
(This was all I had in my closet)
My Sexy Secretary name is Kiala Vagina and my boss is well, Mr. Dane Hesselballs. We’re working on a whole thing. It’s not WEIRD okay because we’re regular married instead of opposite married. #christianlogic #oppositelogic #notregularlogic #bullshit
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thank gawd I am alone. in my room. under the covers. with candles. and lotio- …. anyway – when are you moving back!?
it seems a little more liz lemon, less secretary. . .
I’ll take Liz Lemon…and less than three months Intern Meagan. Better warm up your Google fingers.
i would consider not finding any secretaryish clothes in your closet a good thing.
Would be it weird if I was all, “That outfit makes me want to lick your pussy!”
Yes or no because I don’t want to be weird. Especially in comments sections of blogs.
GAWD, I told Stever that I made a comment about this picture and he said, “was it about burying your face in her vagina?”
WHEN DID I GET SO PREDICTABLE???
squirtsquirtsquirt
meowwwwww
You look hot.
Not that you don’t normally, just you look really good here. What? Of course I’m still attracted to you! What do you mean??? No, I’ll never stop loving you!
GOD, WHY IS LOVE SO COMPLICATED???
I knew Melissa would want to bury her face in your pussy too.
But that’s why we love her so much.
I hope your mom isn’t reading today.
I’m sure you’ve seen the movie Secretary, right?
Are you going to start cutting yourself and peeing on Dane’s desk chair?
Oh yes. Also…typos. Lots of them.
moar posts like this
another liz lemon vote, for shizzle.
you look real nice and tight. are you also on the 30 day shred?
Actually, I’m on the feeling guilty for not doing yoga and eating a lot of chocolate and ice cream diet.
I guess it’s working. Somebody call Oprah!
Okay, you know what, I’m never going to want to lick a friends’ pussy again. OKAY.
Fascists.
Wait. What? Why not?
Don’t make me ask this SPECIFIC question on the Twatters.
I do not want to be predictable.
Also, I will come up with a code word for it. And I shall call it licking pussy.
Is that how that works?
#uprise
#uprise
#hippoflu
#smackmyassfriday
Sometimes I want to lick my friends’ pussys.
#secrettweet #doingitwrong
Pussies.
#spellingishardforgirls
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