Cranky.

April 27, 2009

12 comments

1 Crissy { 04.27.09 at 8:45 am }

I think this is a fabulous idea.

I would also like to write a book because I’m tired of being so bored at work that I could gut myself with a letter opener. I already have a subject and a title because I are awesomest.

I’ll see you on Oprah.

2 saratogajean { 04.27.09 at 8:49 am }

I’m at a loss as to what to do with my thinking words.

I think you’ve named your book already:

I do believe in waffles just like the Bible says*
*I don’t believe in opposite waffles, though. No offense.

3 Iris { 04.27.09 at 9:54 am }

Suggested title: I like pie.

Unless you don’t like pie.. but then again, if you don’t like pie it could be a really clever subversive title or something, where people think ‘oh she likes pie’, but then it turns out you don’t, which is deep and meaningful.

4 kiala { 04.27.09 at 10:04 am }

Maybe I could have a character who pretends to not like pie in order to get attention but secretly loooves pie and yet denies it to herself.

Plus some sex scenes.

5 Graham { 04.27.09 at 12:59 pm }

How about a book about a writer that moves to San Francisco, doesn’t like it and pines for her lost love of Portland?

6 Intern Meagan { 04.27.09 at 4:46 pm }

My title suggestion is —

‘FOREVER 21: A Space Odyssey’

… think about THAT!

7 Daisee579 { 04.28.09 at 5:41 am }

I think you should write a coffee table book about waffles and opposite waffles. It could be a pictoral juxtaposition. Hell, I’d buy it just to figure out what the hell it is!!

8 Kristen { 04.28.09 at 7:24 am }

I vote for the sex scenes!

9 melissasparkleypantslion { 04.28.09 at 9:46 am }

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. It’ll be all post-post-modern.

10 Sy Parrish { 04.28.09 at 11:26 am }

Ummmm. Something about jam being on everything.

Wait no.

Mine’s Broken by Kiala Kazebee

11 romrom { 04.29.09 at 1:10 pm }

I think you should call it something like Magistrate Jackson’s Lost His Space Bubbles.

First off, not a lot of titles has apostrophes. So that’s +1. Plus two, make it sci-fi, funny, but then also tie it in to present topical media studies stuff (like Twitter, aka Space Bubbles).

No sex scenes. Sex scenes in stories are almost always just childish wish fulfillment. Instead of sex scenes, include people who can cast spells.

12 seekerato { 05.23.09 at 11:42 pm }

Title:
Enter Briefly

Subject:
The struggles of a pregnant nun

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