I am HOT.
It’s too hot to blog.
94 degrees with humidity today and no air conditioning. And, AND we live on the top floor of an old, old edwardian with windows that are screenless and two kittens who are fearless. Last night, Whiskey launched himself at the window fan and knocked it out of the sill. That was terrific.
We can’t even “beat the heat” (news lingo! rhyming is charming!) by going to a movie because the guilt over leaving ZZ in her kennel in a sweltering apartment is too much to bear. And maybe lethal, so no.
I guess I’ll have to take the ice baths just like when I was in that Swiss mental hospital Spa during the Great War. #fitzgeraldnovelkiala
Wait, this isn’t Twitter, is it?
ANYTWEET, Melissa Lion came for a visit and I haven’t even blogged about it! We made a video and I am editing it right now. Patience, please. I haven’t blogged about Melissa’s visit because I miss her and if I write about it then I have to acknowledge that she left and I am not ready to do that, interfriends, so please don’t push me. I am fragile, like a newborn deer in a meadow by a pond filled with unicorn juice.
Heh. UNICORN JUICE.
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I talk to you. When you’re not here. I tell you jokes.
When does a friendship go too far? Ask the newspeople, please.
When you make a skin suit of me.
That reminds me….I put the lotion in the basket like you said, now what?
Will your video feature any footage of you two providing color commentary while watching The Cougar? Because that…would be amazing.
But I thought we were going to make a video, you guys.
Everyone.
Together.
You made a video about leggings didn’t you?
No, no, no. We would NEVER MAKE a video about leggings without you, Crissy.
Trade? I’m cold. This new apartment we moved to is insanely cold. It’s 20 degrees Celsius outside and yet we have the heating on in here.
Sorry that none of that rhymed.
Oh, that sounds awful too. Space heater? Bonfire?
I’m dying too. 86.8 degrees INSIDE my apartment. So naturally I am making hot food for dinner. I hate San Francisco right now.
unicorn juice uh… lol
weather here in London is awesome today… not to hot… not too cold…
yayyy!!
Yay! Just give me a couple of months because me in leggings right now?
Not.
Too.
Good.
Oh my god yes brilliant idea! *throws the landlord’s couches together and lights a match*
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