I was watching Overboard yesterday, and the rich husband was Richard.

Also, if you want to check out my fanfic, I wrote some about the McGriddle. I also recently wrote some Golden Girls (GG!) fanfic, but I’m still waiting for it to be published.

PS: don’t mind me I am a bit tipsy… champagne babes… before linc… empty stomach… after a guiness and all that…

And Lorelai singing karaoke and impressing a handsome man* with her fun and quirky off-key singing.

And a boy for Rory who makes her open up and do crazy things. Then Jess happens to be visiting SF from Venice Beach and runs into them and there’s tension between the two guys.

And then their rental car gets stolen but the police find it in Golden Gate Park. Filled with drugs! So they have to call Veronica Mars to help them solve the case. Otherwise, they’ll be locked up in a Thai prison forever. You liiiiike, go taaaake.

And everyone wears headbands like in Gossip Girl! Lorelai has a headband filled with coffee flavored candy, Rory has one where she can pull down scrolls of classic novels, and Veronica has one with handcuffs hidden in the bow.

Wait, this is your fan fiction, not mine.

*Handsome man is in place of Luke because they’re in SF. Otherwise, Luke all the way.

Dane seems like too nice of a man for that sort of fuckery.

Fuckery is my new favorite word.

as my wife has learned, just make sure you cinch the drawstring. otherwise you’re just asking for a pantsing.