Ask Dr. Intern Meagan™ about your post 9/11 feelings.
Or, you know…whatever. Ask about urinary tract infections - I don’t care. I can’t stop blowing my nose because September is a dirty, dirty lying whore of a month who promises “berrrs” but instead delivers 90 degree weather and pollen storms which blow in a south southeasterly direction through my sinuses.
I’m going out to lunch with my mother and then swinging by the Mercury offices to pick up some stuff (piles of cash, if you want to know the truth) and then back home to blow my nose all afternoon.
G.L.A.M.O.R.O.U.S.
That’s me.
And let the questionings begin….
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I was attending the University of Hawaii when 9/11 happened. One of my classmates came into class a week later saying that his father had died in the rubble. We all gave him money so he could buy a plane ticket home to New York. We later found out he had lied.
Rude, huh?
Intern Meagan, there is a pair of $402 boots that I’d like to buy. How do I get the cash to do so. Keep in mind, I have a mortgage and a child and I pay for everything in cash because I’m old skool.
Dear Dr. Intern Meagan,
This week has been rough. Very highs and lows. 1. I wanted to know how I could make you my friend on facebook. I see you making comments on Kiala’s profile but can’t find you! Help please.
2. Last Saturday I went to a bar and I met this boy and he was very tall and cute with pretty blue eyes. He gave me his phone number. Later I found out he had a girlfriend and she was in the back room. But I’m still oddly attracted to him. And since I’m actually still married, though in the midst of a divorce I suppose, I’m not really interested in a relationship. I just want to hang out with a tall boy with pretty blue eyes. I drunkenly agreed to call him two weeks at which point he said he would be broken up with his girlfriend. I know this is a bad idea, but I still want to do it. Advice? He was very cute.
Thanks!
Andie (too deppressed to write something witty about my last name)
ISABELLE –
That is kind of you. He is going to hell.
MLION —
Sell everything you own that isn’t bolted down. Remember, boots are forever - couches can be replaced with milk crates. You’ll be a better Mommy, Wifey, Writer and person when you have spendy boots.
Trust me!
ANDIEE –
1) e-mail me with your real name and i’ll find you. i’m hidden!
2) it’s his problem if he wants to cheat. if not you - he’ll find someone else. you should reap the benefits!!!!!!!!!!! hit hit hit hit it!
<3 M
Intern Meagan - I have asked for fashion advice at my blog. I would appreciate the help of someone younger and cuter.
how do I do that? This tech business is hard.
YAY! I’m absolved from guilt over tall handsome guy’s girlfriend!
RHI -
I will answer you on your page. After I’m done with this custom report. Stupid work — gets in the way of blogging!
ANDIEE -
E-mail me at uncleanconscience@gmail.com
And yes, no worries!
Dear Meagan,
Who, what, where, when, why, and sometimes how?
Thanks,
Robert
ROBERT -
me, kicking ass, all over, every day, because i can, by the grace of the Goddess.
Love, M
Wow.. good answer!
megan, what’s the movie you’ve seen most often (not necessarily your favorite)?
Meagan,
Boxers or briefs?
ROBERT -
Thank you
KEN-
Wizard of Oz & Silence of the Lambs are close together on there. I <3 both. oh - and Superbad. Those three not only encompass my film tastes, but are the three that I know all the words to. I am obnoxious when watching film.
NATHALIE -
Boxer-briefs. Obviously.
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