Superfan and Kiala: Switched at Birth? Probably not.
Erica, Superfan the -
Cookie, Face of the -
Oh, Erica - so, so pretty. To be 25 again. Sigh. Instead of er, 28 or whatever.
NO MATTER.
Anyway, yesterday was super exciting what with the Mercury Cover story and my newfound fame and my inability to buy pretty shiny things at Forever 21 without being hounded by the Paparrazzi, etc….but tonight we are going to First Friday at Nemo for a rock show poster art show thing show and Erica is coming too! This is your chance boys, to meet the young lady in person before submitting your applications to be her birthday dinner date. Don’t fuck this up, men.
I encourage any and all Portland readers to stop by and say hello. The party starts at 7ish (1875 SE Belmont) and it’s FREE. Please bring us brownies. We has a craving.
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You two are cute. Erica is cute. And Kiala is cute. Men you’d be lucky to go out with either one of these ladies. Except Kiala, because then Dane would injure you, but WHATEVER! Lucky, I tell you.
Listen, you can be 25 again too! Go to the face doctor. They are magical.
I have a dream…
My dream is now to walk into the Hutch with Erica on one arm and Melissa on the other. KK, you know so many FOXY ladies!
Nels: You and about 300 other guys…I kid. Your check is in the mail.
I told my friend to submit an application, but he’s in prison right now, so it might be hard for him to get Internet Time right now.
He said to tell Erica, “Hey mama.”
He likes Saved By The Bell a little too much.
ROCK SHOW POSTER ART!
Rad!
I love rock show posters. Maaaaan. Portland.
I have a flyer for “Mini Kiss” that is signed by the band. Mini Kiss is Kiss, but midgets. The show was pretty weird.
I want to come! Ugh.
Is it weird that I have not only become a super-fan of you, but of Erica? Sigh.
To go to hip art shows with the two of you.
omg, kiala, i was at forever 21 today (because parties make me want to buy things). anyhows, i bought a bracelet and a wallet and shoes and am ready for this thing. READY. i just hope we don’t get mistaken for each other because of the weird switched-at-birth issue. free booze. holler.
I’m just saying, but Superfan Erica (TM?) looks genuinely invested in what she has in front of her, while Kiala, well, you just look happy. I’m trained to recognize the difference.
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