Comments on: Gumming my margaritas.

By: ken

ken — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:56:20 +0000

stoogepie, if you’re going to load up on tylenol3’s, do your liver a favor and isolate the codeine via a cold-water extraction. google it.

kiala, perco(cet) and (dan) both have oxycodone, a more potent, semi-synthetic analgesic than codeine which is a natural opiate. (cet) contains acetaminophen, and (dan) contains aspirin. the acetaminophen is far more toxic to the liver when overdosed (see cold-water extraction methods for workaround). oxycontin is a time-relase variant of oxycodone, without any other analgesic agents, which is why they are preferred by most.

halcion aka triazolam is a very short-acting benzo which won’t do jack shit for pain, but will probably mellow you out/put you to sleep.

knowledge is power.

By: kiala

kiala — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:32:23 +0000

I was just about to make some inappropriate joke about that guy and my mouth and the dentist and then I realized how uncomfortable that would make everyone.

I just did it anyway, didn’t I?

By: charley

charley — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:37:01 +0000

Oh, right. What the hell was that guy’s name? Dave! His name is Dave, and he’s tall with a smooth head and he wears glasses and a grey t-shirt and black pants. And boots sometimes. Now I remember.

By: isabelle

isabelle — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:34:30 +0000

Dr. Dickey is our optometrist, you silly.

By: charley

charley — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 23:54:37 +0000

Dr. Dickey! I think that’s what his name was. Maybe I dreamt him.

By: Zoe

Zoe — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:29:14 +0000

Your twitters win, for sure.

By: kiala

kiala — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:23:30 +0000

Chris – It may not show up on camera because it’s of the supernatural.

Crissy – Thank you! Seriously, your gums? That happened to my mom – pretty sure it will happen to me. I think they should just pull all my teeth out and give me those shiny movie star ones.

Media Chick – He gave me a prescription for Halcyon. But only for ONE halcyon. BOOOO.

Nels – The percathings make me sick unfortunately. I’m not so good with pain medications – only beta blockers.

Stoogie – I like oxycontin. It’s different than the percthings. I had some after my wisdon teeth were removed. I became so addicted to it after only TWO DAYS that I made myself quit cold turkey and then began crying uncontrollably for about four hours. Fun!

Charley – Maybe this was your dentist? Where was yours?

Megan – So far, there is nothing listed on the instructions that I can’t drink post surgery. Whoohoo!

Meg -Oh that would be terrible. And great because I bet you have great teeth.

Zoe – My Twitters would have been…

9:15 – Apologizing for state of teeth. No insurance for 7 years. I blame America.

9:20 – Lead vest? This seems safe. At least my chest won’t get cancer. My arms, I guess, are screwed.

9:30 – Dentist to me: “Yes, the patients seem to enjoy the Halcyon during the surgery. We take one too!”

Hahahahaha. Wait. What?

By: melissa lion

melissa lion — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:17:33 +0000

Oh god, moving and the dentist. I just…I don’t know what to say…I’m sorry.

By: Zoe

Zoe — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:08:17 +0000

Hey, I have a dentist appointment today, too. DENTIST TWINS!!

I would love to see twitter posts from the dentist’s office.

12:21pm: While giving me the novocaine shot, my dentist looked like she was having too much fun.

12:35pm: Drool is dribbling down my chin(s) now. Sexy.

12:42pm: Is there any sound worse than a dentist’s drill? Seriously? I hope they use this shit at Guantanamo.

12:55pm: I look like a fucking chipmunk. Fuck this shit.

By: Meg

Meg — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:08:10 +0000

Ick – I feel for you. I absolutely HATE going to the dentist. My dentist is my bro-in-law, which I think makes it worse because I also feel like he judges me and I hate going to family events and think that he’s judging me for my teeth. It ruins Christmas.