A post in which I respond to emails I neglected this past week because I am an asshole.
Crissy - That was great! I read it to Dane. I think I’m on the same track as you, veganwise. Twice a day and then chicken happens. You feel me?
Matt Davis - I see what you’re driving at. Fisher family story? Is that it? I should do that? All ur ideas are belong to me. Thank you.
Megan - Those people are insane. On the serious. And I love my new/your old top. It might make my arms look a little fat(ter) but whatever. Fat arms are my new bicycle.
Justin - I want that Toaster toaster but I also want this. And then it’s a present for Dane, too.
Chris - It’s in one of these goddamn boxes! I’ll find it.
Keri - Cousin! I miss you! I hate talking on the phone. Email me please. Or I’ll email you.
Sallie Mae Student Loan Service Center - You should probably just chalk this one up to experience. Sorry.







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I’m on your blog right now because I am NOT writing my Booty Call story, which I have to read in just five hours. I’m not doing that.
Jesus, I might want to start doing that.
A comment in which I respond to your post in which you respond to my email:
Oh I feel you, honey. I so. do. Those chickens are wiley.
Did I spell that right? I’m sick today. And it’s not even a hangover!
Thank you.
You’re right about the present for Dane…
Starbuck is the new Princess Leia in the golden bikini.
Hey Kiala! Just started it, spreading the word. Checker out if you have time. Yes, i said checker.
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