Comments on: I have a 10 O’Clock deadline but I’m doing this instead. Because I love you.

By: ken

ken — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:52:13 +0000

buttplugs come in sets?

By: Sy Parrish

Sy Parrish — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:22:49 +0000

One word. Cacao.

Just don’t let the dog near the bacon infused caramel truffles.

By: Megan

Megan — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:26:38 +0000

I like to go disproportionate with thank you gifts. He got you paper towels, you give him a bottle of champagne, and delicious cake, and a bag of dog treats. They’ll just have to invite you over to share the cake and champagne. Unless they are recovering alcoholics, vegan, and their dog has allergies. In which case, don’t worry about it, the friendship is doomed.

By: melissa lion

melissa lion — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:22:42 +0000

I’m sorry, I got hung up on the fact that you got recognized at the local Mexican restaurant.

Can you please give me lessons? I HAVE NEVER BEEN RECOGNIZED. And I want to be. Very, very badly. Very badly. Like a lot.

By: stoogepie

stoogepie — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:13:27 +0000

Like Chris, I live in New York so i immediately thought of plane tickets. But don’t you have a Gay-Mart in Portland?

Rainbow-colored anything is a big hit with gay men here in the Big Apple, so a rainbow colored dog leash or set of buttplugs or something would probably be greatly appreciated and result in a dinner invitaion.

By: Kristen

Kristen — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:42:34 +0000

An “I heart my daddy(s)” tee shirt for the dog.

By: Charley

Charley — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:53:56 +0000

It might help if you told us where you live now. Not exactly, of course (stalkers, etc), but which neighborhood? Then we’d be able to apply more stereotypes than just “gay and dog-owning” to him, and then we can make sure the thank-you gift is truly offensive.

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:06:31 +0000

A DVD two pack that includes “Hope Floats” and “Patch Adams.”

!!!!!!!!!!

By: Chris

Chris — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:22:09 +0000

A plane ticket back to NY.