Am I the only person who loves whole foods? I just feel good when I’m in there. Especially around thanksgiving and Christmas when they ramp up the class factor and the free samples.
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Personally, I think it’s because they can smell the pesticides on us regular folk.
I think that pretty much sums it up.
wait.
Including you?
ESPECIALLY me.
I find Whole Foods dehumanizing.
I’m scared of Whole Foods and I always try to make sure I steal at least one thing when I’m there.
It makes me feel live I’ve won.
Am I the only person who loves whole foods? I just feel good when I’m in there. Especially around thanksgiving and Christmas when they ramp up the class factor and the free samples.
I love Whole Foods.
Greatest post ever. Ev-er.
So true. I always feel completely out of place there and I get the feeling that everybody there knows that I don’t always recycle.
This is the funniest thing I have read in the last three hours.
I just laughed out load at this post!
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