Thinking about lunch - no! God. I have to get away from the tv.

Is it just me or was there only one rule to swim by according to Tyler of mensstyle.stupid.com?

Well, whatever, I’m a simple person so that actually works out well for me.

Ooooohhh…now I’m learning about Romance and Finance (what happened to Weekend Getaways? I’m not complaining) Anyway, Romance and Finance. I guess 50 percent of all marriages fail due to financial disputes. Uh huh.

WHERE WAS THIS SEGMENT DURING MY LAST MARRIAGE?

Thank you so bloody much Today Show. Thanks for nothing.

I can’t even concentrate now, I’m so bitter.

Oh wait! Now we’re talking about Mariah Carey…huh..wha? Did I miss something?

So, I guess married people should have three bank accounts.

Two separate and one shared for bills. That way your spouse won’t see those debit card charges to SecretHookerHotelBookings.com - makes sense.