Liveblogging the 10 O’Clock Hour of the Today Show!

Ohhhhh yeaaaaahhhh.

Get ready kids because it is gonna be off the chips! Er, no…off the…hang on.

(shuffles papers, drinks prune juice, consults internet encyclopedia)

Off the chain! WOOT!

Anyway, in about 45 minutes, I’ll be liveblogging that very special hour of The Today Show - you know the one where Matt Lauer and Ann Curry are suspiciously absent and Kathie Lee makes Hoda very uncomfortable with her Christiany freakishness and every single goddamn segment is sponsored by The American Diet Council For Fat Women I Mean You Fat Woman Right There On The Couch You Are Fat Council.

So get ready for some serious journalistic chops, people. The liveblogging starts in just under 35 minutes!