It’s 10 am and I’m eating hummus with Hoda.

June 12, 2008

Wow! This is exciting! I just finished breakfast about an hour ago and yet the snacking urge has come upon me in a major way.

Why fight it? I’ve got a diet coke, three Ak Mak crackers and a bunch of hummus in front of me. WHEE!!!

I have PMS.

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Crackers: Eat’em right off the table, why not?

Oh, anyway, The Today Show is exciting too! First up Kathie Lee and Hoda with The Scoop!

What they do is they take stories ripped from the headlines (of The Post) and give their opinions on them.

Except Kathie Lee and Hoda are too frightened for their jobs that they have no opinion. Or maybe that’s just how they are all the time, I don’t know.

Ok, it’s starting.

Huh. Kathie Lee and Hoda went to The Theatahh last night. They saw 39 steps which I guess is an homage to Alfred Hitchcock. I don’t even need to see it because Hoda is re-enacting the entire thing for me. BRILLIANT.

Oh, and apparently Hoda had to leave during the last ten minutes because the dinner she had at The Palms beforehand gave her, um, well, the shits.

(puts hummus away)

More in a bit!

4 comments

1 ken { 06.12.08 at 10:20 am }

is it wrong to find the mental image of hoda squatting over and spraying explosive diarrhea on top of kathy lee titillating?

2 Kristen { 06.12.08 at 10:41 am }

Kiala don’t eat your ring! Careful!

3 chris { 06.12.08 at 11:12 am }

Ak Mak sounds like something from Star Wars.

4 Becky in MD { 06.13.08 at 6:20 am }

I also sometimes take my rings off when I eat hummus in case I need to use my hand as a shovel to get it in my mouth…..I can’t have my rings getting all hummus-y

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