10:50 - I never had a Dad, OKAY???
This whole hour has been about Father’s Day and I grew up Dadless. Between the marriage and finance thing and Dads, the Today Show has found a clever way to both alienate and wound me. Jerks.
Where is my segment on Eating Organic On a Budget? Or Wine and Choco- OH!
This segment is about Beer and Wine and Chocolate!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Kathie Lee is intimidated by wine. (And black people.)
The beer guy is comparing wine (because its only made out of one thing-grapes) to having sex in one position for your entire life. Kathie Lee didn’t seem to see anything wrong with that. Lights out, eyes shut, missionary position.
Whatever, I bet Kathie takes it in the pooper.
OMG. Hoda has a GIGANTIC glass of wine. Watching Kathie Lee gnaw on a piece of chocolate is about as sexy as watching Kathie Lee gnaw on a piece of chocolate.
Oh no. Hoda and K.L. are sexy dancing with their wine. I might die. Seriously.
And that’s that! Tune in for my next liveblogging foray - I’m thinking about liveblogging the bbq I’m going to on Saturday. That way I won’t have to talk to people. “Sorry! Busy blogging! Why, yes, I would like a veggiedog, thank you - now go away!”
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I think live blogging your email correspondence would be interesting.
This was all very enlightening. I feel like a better person now.
I sexy dance with my wine all the time…
I didn’t know it was wrong.
I’m totally a fan of Kiala’s liveblogging.
Could you please do this everyday? So that I may feel like I’m watching the Today show while at work? I’ll pay you in wine. ORGANIC WINE.
I am thanking Jeebus that I missed KL gnawing on chocolate because that sounds like it might just be the opposite of sexy. And I agree - I’m 90% sure she takes it in the pooper.
Forget those veggie dogs… those are for posers.
It’s all about the black bean burgers. I kind of like them better than real burgers sometimes. Guys, do I lose MAN points for that?
This was a pretty confusing post until I scrolled down and got the whole story.
I totally understand on the Dad thing - well sorta. I was super close to mine, but after watching him succumb to cancer, I can’t handle all the lead-up to Father’s Day anymore. I just shut it all out.
And GAWD. How do you stomach Kathie Lee…especially in the mornings?!
We’re having a BBQ today into tonight, if you want to do a double-whammy BBQ this weekend? I’d love to finally meet you and your hubby. If either of you are ping pongers, bring it on. I promise; nobody will say a word if you hole up on one side and just blog. Several people who will be there do just that for a living, and we’re all used to it. If you’re up for it, give me a shout and I’ll send all the details. Cheerios!
Oh Diana I wish we could but we are all planned up for tonight! But please invite us to the next one, because I really want to loose at the ping pong (is that joke still funny to us?).
Hit me up on the email if you guys are ever wanting to do something not ping pong related, too.
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