10:10 - Kathie Lee is a Stinking Whore

June 12, 2008

An all guy swimsuit fashion show!!!!!

Tyler from men.style.gay.com or something is here…

I’m learning “The Rules to Swim By”.

1. Dress your age
(according to Tyler, 30 is old - Kathie Lee’s Botox just stopped a frown in it’s tracks)

The first model, who’s name is Brian is wearing board shorts from JCrew (for years 30 and younger, I guess???)

Another Brian model has arrived. He has good abs supposedly. I don’t see abs, only color.

Model Andre just came out in some Old Navy checkerboard MAGIC EYE shorts. Hoda is attempting to find the shipwrecked vessel in the pattern. Near the crotch.

Michael Brown (model) came out. He is a man of color. Kathie Lee loudly told him he “has a nice smile!”

She’s clearly terrified of him.

Next up! Weekend getawayzzzzzzzz…snort..wha?..zzzzz

3 comments

1 Kristen { 06.12.08 at 10:45 am }

She probably peed her pants when he came out on stage and had to say something to distract attention away from the puddle under her chair.

Any one of us would have done the same.

Cut the lady some slack.

2 chris { 06.12.08 at 11:28 am }

Who is Hoda?

3 Meg { 06.12.08 at 2:04 pm }

I love Kathie Lee…I wonder if she’ll be my best friend if I asked.

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