An important lesson from Jenna.
I’m over at Crissyspage today, rummaging through her medicine cabinet and looking for porn under the beds. Not to worry, however! I’ve found a guest blogger of my own! You all remember Jenna, she of the enlightened liberal ideas about people dying of earthquakes? Let’s all give her a warm and hearty Frookies welcome!
Hey. I know already that you guys already don’t like me much already. But I feel like god has given me this chance to do someone real good hear.
By teaching them about things that matter. Like sunamis and how the Peace Core helped make that happen and what you guys can do to make sunamis better.
First, stop effing around on the web so much and start carring about other stuff like starving people and George Clooney. He is helping make sunamis better EVERY DAY.
And not everything has to be funny all the time look inside yourselves and youll see how touched you can be by other peoples lives and then that wil start making you touch yourself.
Buddhism is a good place to start.
and stop using so many of the earths resorces!! get a bike or recycle and turn off the electricity some times in your area.
Its the small changes that can add up to the big ones you know? I just feel so much hate coming from you guys and i hate that so much!!!!
so i hope you think about what i’m saying and meditate about it and that maybe, just maybe i touched you a little and it made you uncomfortable.
~jenna.
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Fuck you Jenna for being funny. Fuck you for your fuckitty fucking earth loving ways. Can we be friends and go to sushi and I won’t tell Kiala????
melissa - i may not be as msart as you but i think your making fun of me. and im a vegan but ill go have vegan sushi with you and teach you about the peace core ok.
I really wish I was single. I’d totally take jenna out on a date and make an awkward drunken pass at her and then pass out and sleep on her front lawn.
im nto makeng fon uv u. vgaen suchi is nto suchi its chinese.
Okay, I can’t do it as funny.
Fucking hilarious. Absolutely fucking hilarious. This is the best blog post I’ve read in months, seriously.
I kind of enjoyed the touching, actually.
Jenna is not real. Is she?
Jenna, you and I should be friends. Because I care about George Clooney a LOT too!! We’re like the same person.
I can’t wait to show the courtroom where on the doll you touched me.
Don’t forget about the fig shortage in the Suddan, Jenna. It’s tragic, really.
I hate u Jenna. But George Clooney is awesome. He makes me touch myself.
At first i thought Jenna was real but im thinking not now….no ones thats stupid.
Melissa, you’re full of shit. That was just as funny.
hahahaha
I would feel very uncomfortable if Jenna touched me.
Particularly because I don’t know if she’s real or not and I feel really confused right now.
I need a Klonopin.
Nothing makes sense anymore.
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