Sorry. Lost the will to blog.

June 3, 2008

I will never, ever, be able to top this.

10 comments

1 Rob. { 06.03.08 at 3:22 pm }

Why, why Bai Ling? Why must you top me at EVERYTHING? Obviously you don’t know what it is like to wake up every morning, stare at yourself in the mirror, and have the first thought through your head be “No matter what I do today, I will still not be awesome as Bai Ling.” Trust me, that shit is enough to drive the weak-hearted straight to a two gallon tub of Rocky Road and Judge Mathis re-runs. Not that, you know, I’m weak-hearted or anything.

2 Meg { 06.03.08 at 3:36 pm }

Why did you have to send me to her site? I have lost trust in you. I will not be able to click links on your site again.

3 Dingo { 06.03.08 at 7:45 pm }

I agree with Meg, there should’ve been some warning! With all the clicks, Bai Ling is going to think she has fans and the madness will never stop.

4 chris { 06.04.08 at 8:08 am }

that memory is just kills me every little thing that I remembered of that crazy sweet cruel cold yet beautiful time in the magic land

Her genius has touched me.

And now?

Tears.

5 melissa lion { 06.04.08 at 8:13 am }

Is that really her blogging? I’m totally gullible.

6 Joy @ Big Time Fancy { 06.04.08 at 8:53 am }

I’m with Melissa. Is it real?
In a sick, sick way, I hope it is.

7 kiala { 06.04.08 at 9:00 am }

I just don’t know. But I think Bai Ling would want us to believe it was anyway.

Or something.

8 Ashley { 06.04.08 at 9:23 am }

you are Bai Ling, aren’t you? trying to go all anon. blogger on us.

9 Robert { 06.04.08 at 9:44 am }

I’m still not understanding who Bai Ling is. I guess I could look her up - but that would spoil the fun. Is she famous for being a weirdo? Is she an actress? A model? A robot???!?

10 kiala { 06.04.08 at 9:48 am }

Yes.

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