I have somewhere, wherefore I know not, lost all my indie cred.
I wonder if they have WiFi at Pioneer Place? I wonder this because Pioneer Place houses a two story Forever 21 and I was thinking about liveblogging my shopping experience there. Because this would make shopping at Forever 21 seem less stupid and frivolous and more important and cutting edge.
Right?
Have any of you been to a Forever 21? Recently? They’ve made them all fancy so they look like the inside of Kimora Lee’s mansion but everything is still only fifteen dollars! And once again, the eastside indie police are going to give me a tremendous amount of shit for not shopping at Frock or Sameunderneath or Souchi or what have you, but the thing is I DON’T HAVE A CAR AND FOREVER 21 IS VERY CONVENIENT AND EVERYTHING IS SO PRETTY AND SHINY SO SUCK IT EASTSIDE PEOPLE.
Anyway, if anyone knows about the WiFi situation downtown, please let me know because I am positive that you all would be thrilled to witness my liveblogging Forever 21 experience. Especially if any of those girls who work there give me attitude.
Because I will cut a bitch.
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If there isn’t any wifi you should buy one of those thingies that you hook up to your computer that give you wifi everywhere because this is the BEST idea I’ve ever heard! I get scared when I go into forever 21 because there’s annoying girls everywhere and I do not possess enough patience to look through the clothes so I must live vicariously through you.
This is an excellent idea. And if one of those teens gives you shit and you need back-up, just let me know. I’ll be on the next flight to Portland.
Ask them if they have anything that is not maternity wear. Seriously, if anyone can tell me where I can find a top or dress that is not in this unflattering-on-everybody style, I’d love to know.
Forever 21 is en fuego. It is awesome. I want to read a liveblogging experience from there. The end.
Wait, so all we need to do to get Chris out here is start a fight with a teenager. Oh, it’s on bitches.
Good luck in there. I highly recommend cutting people. And quoting from Hannah Montana.
You should do this right now and take lots of pictures.
I’m going to do it tomorrow.
That way, if I get arrested and thrown into mall jail, Dane will be out of town and I’ll be forced to liveblog my mall jail experience.
The 4 Fessenden bus will take you right to N. Mississippi so you can shop at all the fancy shops over there without a car. I’ve never heard of Forever 21.
But I don’t like the bus.
It jostles.
Liveblogging from mall jail?! This is like Christmas!
Kiala, we have free wi-fi over here at Sameunderneath on Mississippi.
I was searching for blogs about us and you popped up and made me smile. I know we don’t have $15 dollar dresses but we have soft bamboo clothes and a very sweet (and good looking some may say) manager. So hop on that number 4 bus sometime.
ok, let me give you some advice.
you do not have to obey mall security.
they do not have the right to touch you.
if they believe you are breaking the law, they are instructed to call the police.
basically the only thing they can do is ask you to leave, as the mall is private property.
Look, I don’t know you at all but from your blog it seems like you could use some scooling in some social issues theres a lots more in the world than forever twenty one (whatever that is and people are dying of earthquakes right now and you should write about that instead.
no offence.
I think I’m in love with Jenna.
She has scooled me in the art of love.
Shopping at Forever 21 is much like being in an earthquake, in my experience. Not that I’ve ever been in an earthquake, but I would imagine that it involves quite a bit of chaos. So maybe you could scool us on both your shopping experience and the China situation at once?
I cannot go into Forever 21 because I don’t understand the clothes.
I pick up something and I honestly do not know if it’s a dress or a shirt or what.
I’m scared to buy something because you know I’d be the asshole that buys a shirt and wears it as a dress right?
And everyone will be able to see my underpants.
That came from Target.
I actually love forever 21, but I get anxiety every time I walk in there because I feel that everyone is looking at me and knows that I am not 21….
Is that weird?
I have the same anxiety!
And on a separate note, Jenna? Would you like to guest blog for me?
Because you are STUPENDOUS.
Oh, and also, whoohoo! Grant from Sameunderneath Hello!
I will totally come shop at your store now. Can I have a discount?
Kila i will blog for you if you meant that but i dont think you did., i think you need to pick up a newspaper and reading it someitme or to chucrch instead of writting about clothes and whatever.
ps..not tring to be mean i want to hepl.
chucrch!
Jenna is totally right! Instead of blogging about what’s going on in your life and being SO self-absorbed, you should instead give up all your worldly possessions (except your laptop) and move to Sri Lanka and blog about going to chucrch and reading a newspaper someitme.
ps. what’s a chucrch?
I want to hepl too.
Kiala, you do realize that whenever anything bad happens in the world - you need to blog about it. This HELPS. I’m about to blog about the earthquake.. I know it is a little late, but I’m pretty sure my blog entry might be able to retroactively stop the earthquake!!!!!!!
Jenna - instead of going around to other blogs and telling people what to ride about, how about you get your ass on plane to Burma or wherever and help out. Or donate to Red Cross. Or go pray at chucrch.
WAIT! HOLD THE PRESSES!
I realized what Jenna’s problem is. She’s responding to “Kila”s blog. She obviously confused Face of the Cookie with Ghostface’s blog. Ghostface is ALWAYS blogging about the most inconsequential things. It’s kinda pandering at times.
I’ve only been to Forever 21 a handful of times, and each experience went something like this: grab 3-4 pieces that strike my fancy, carry them around while I browse the rest of the store (it’s like a black hole), and when it comes time to check out, decide that everything I’m holding really isn’t that cute, and that the fabric is some synthetic shite that will warp, shrink, or dissolve in a few months. I’ve never actually purchased anything from there.
Do you even realize how jealous I am of you that you get hate comments (or in this case htae cmmeotsn) and I don’t?
I wonder if Jenna writes in to publications like Mad Magazine, Teen Beat and Tattoo Monthly to criticize them for not drawing more attention to AIDS in Africa, underfunded school systems in Romania and the plight of cold people living in northern Canada.
It’s all about context, hon. There’s a time and a place for heavy news and a blog about clothing, dinner parties and BSG ain’t it.
I want your job. Maybe when you’re done at Forever XXI, you can come over here and blog about my boring–I mean awesome–job writing memos and spreadsheets.
p.s. it would help if you could bring me some cute clothes. I’m desperately in need.
Haha these comments are cracking me up, theres nothing better than an ignorant snot jacking up her own stupid comments….priceless!
While you’re at Forever 21, will you pick me up an on purpose-faded Motley Crue t-shirt, and a pin that says: if this country’s a rockin’ don’t come a knocking. And then it will have a picture of China with little wiggle squiggles.
i think jenna could use some “scooling” in general. where she could learn that everything on the internet is fake, and anyone who blogs about doing charity work in sri lanka has never REALLY been there or done that. and maybe she could learn some “grammer” and “splling” while she’s at it.
What the hell is going on?
I thought Jenna was jkoking.
She’s not?
I wonder if thats the same jenna form eat live run blog, she always did seem kind of bitchy from her posts
i just did all my summer shopping from forever21 online. i got 2 dresses, 3 shirts, a belt, and some shoes for $96.
You read that right.
Sure can.
I am there every weekend. See if I can help out with the Forever 21 Blues.
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