you’re hiding in the shadows and thus a little hard to make out, but my super bat-dog hearing has discerned that you are actually pretty good at hitting notes. perhaps those years of karaoke have been honing your skills after all??
wait - he plays guitar too. You know what - fuck Matt David. Seriously, fuck that guy - it’s too much. The Britishness, the writerness, the riding a bike around town in a suit while smoking-ness. He’s like Portlands Alfie. Leave some for the rest of us bro.
Why were you in the shadows? We gots to see the Kiala glory. I’m renting a karaoke machine for the next time I see you, just so I too can be one of the chosen ones.
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About Kiala Kazebee
I'm Kiala Kazebee and I made this blog for you because you smell so nice - like fresh laundry.
I live in Portland, OR with my husband Dane Hesseldahl and I write words for people who send me money in the mail. I have a problem with anxiety and with people who type "loose" instead of "lose".
I would love to go to a bar with you and rule the jukebox with an iron fist.
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you’re hiding in the shadows and thus a little hard to make out, but my super bat-dog hearing has discerned that you are actually pretty good at hitting notes. perhaps those years of karaoke have been honing your skills after all??
wait - he plays guitar too. You know what - fuck Matt David. Seriously, fuck that guy - it’s too much. The Britishness, the writerness, the riding a bike around town in a suit while smoking-ness. He’s like Portlands Alfie. Leave some for the rest of us bro.
Yikes.
But atleast you have fun. More fun than me.
Encore!
I have to wait until I get home to watch this.
Damn people around here are all up in my buisness.
Girl,
You. Can. Sing.
I sooo want to have sex with you right now.
You know, in a strictly heterosexual kind of way.
Why were you in the shadows? We gots to see the Kiala glory. I’m renting a karaoke machine for the next time I see you, just so I too can be one of the chosen ones.
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