Something else for you to read because I am too busy watching The Jane Austen Book Club CNN to post a blog today.
Here is a review I wrote about an awesome movie called Son of Rambow.
You should all go to see it. And while you’re at the theater you should get a giant pretzel and a Diet Coke and pretend you are me. Wouldn’t that be creepy? Wouldn’t you like that?
Also, here.
Isn’t impressed with my “writing”.
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he may not be totally enthralled by your “writing,” but at least arthur is not getting violated by a stuffed squirrel.
I’m definitely going to go see this movie and pretend I’m you. I’ll let you know if I end up funnier (I hope so!) Also, you are so right on, every guy I know has a mancrush on somebody. Charlie would kill me for saying this, but I think he’s developing a mancrush on Jason Taylor.
Silja thinks I have a man-crush on Dwight Howard. Totally sick and wrong.
I mean, they guy’s only 22 and I’m nowhere near my midlife crisis yet.
$1,000 if you can tell us who Dwight Howard is Kiala. No cheating.
Is he a black person? President of the black people? Er, the NAACP?
My cat is never impressed with anything I do either. I try and I try, but no.
nothing.
God DAMMIT! I’m always logged on as my stupid husband.
That was me just then. Not him. He’s always taking credit for stuff I say.
That totally happens to me all the time, Crissy. I would change it for you but then no one would understand your second comment. I guess I could just delete your second comment…I HAVE SO MUCH POWER RIGHT NOW.
I’ll just leave it.
You always get to be the exactest!
I love that you wrote fuck and boner. It made me giddy like that one time in biology when the teacher said beaver. I don’t know if that happened. What I remember is a guy who was a sponsored skater telling me what a daisy chain was. So it’s like that moment, except yours is better because you published it!
Why can’t we leave comments on the Merc’s website?
I don’t know.
Maybe we should blame Ferik Penrickson.
(NO! He is a nice young man who lets me write silly things about boners. Let’s blame him anyway.)
President of the black people?
Hahahaha
awesome.
im a little confused because i read your review, then searched around the site a bit, and its EXACTLY like seattle’s The Stranger. You even have the same cartoons as our “I, Annoymous.” I like The Stranger so its cool, but im going to assume you guys stole it from us and I dont like that. Cause of course ours in the original.
They’re owned by the same people. It’s like their littler, more retarded sister.
I MEAN BETTER. (Keep sending me money Mercury!)
I just got a chance to read your review.
Now that’s the kind of shit I dream of being paid to write!
I so want your job right now it’s not even funny. We never get to say boner where I work.
I love cats largely because of their expressions - like that one. also because they are soft and cuddly and just all-around so much better than dogs (…so sue me).
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