I blame his father.
Okay, so it was totally our fault for not knocking on the bedroom door before we went in but STILL.
THIS IS DISTURBING, RIGHT?
Arthur: Needs love any way he can get it.
Gay.
Doesn’t have the decency to be ashamed.
Needless to say, he is grounded until college or until he becomes a heterosexual.
Whichever comes first.
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i’m trying to grok this…
is that a real bunny? or squirrel?
does your cat want a realdoll?
How can you not be a supportive mother?!
And how traumatized is your cat going to be since you posted those pictures on the interwebs? I predict lots of acting out in the future…
I want a cat.
Have I said this before?
he is grounded until college or until he becomes a heterosexual.
A rule for my first child!
I’m joking!
Ken- It is a stuffed squirrel. It is ZZ’s stuffed squirrel. DOES THAT MAKE IT LESS GAY?
Meg- I need TIME. And four vodka martinis. My cat is gay for squirrels. WHAT WILL THE WORLD DO TO HIM?
Robert - Make sure you get a straight one.
Chris - (I am joking too. SHHHH)
My biology is hazy, but I’m pretty sure that bunnies and cats aren’t the same species. I would qualify that as EXTREMELY hetero.
But Nels…it is a SQUIRREL.
Gay.
Throw him out the airlock!
Would it be any less traumatic if your cat wasn’t a Bottom?
He’ll totally be a Promise Keeper because of the crippling shame you’ve made him feel for the SQUIRREL HE LOVES.
I think you and Dane need to get tee shirts made up that say “I love my gay cat” and just be done with it.
You can’t change these things.
He was born that way.
Justin- No! Maybe. YES.
Melissa -I’ve already spread it around the internets that he’s doing it with that Lindsay Lohan.
Kristen- Don’t give me any of that hippy crap. He got the gay from too many viddyo games.
Kiala you should be ashamed of yourself. its obvious the squirrel forced himself upon your poor cat. You are balming the victim. its the last thing he needs right now in his time of crisis. Be a supportive mother or else he will slit all four of his wrists.
Wow, that freaked me out. The kitty looks just like our families old snow shoe siamese Bootsie (and yes, we all thought Bootsie was a gay kitty too, Bootsie short for Frankie Puss N Boots). Frankie met his maker when he was eaten by a coyote when he snuck out of the house.
He liked lemon squares. The kitty, not the nasty coyote.
Seems to me that it’s the squirrel who’s gay.
I agree with Charley - the squirrel is the gay one. Totally.
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