On Mondays, I gently make fun of Dane’s “nutrition”.
Here is the quesadilla I made for Dane yesterday
Cheesy
And here is the one I made for me
Superior
Up close
Even more superior
And to illustrate my point further, here is what I find on a regular basis after doing the laundry
Squishy
“Hi, my name is Dane and I am seven years old”
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Ken leaves Sour Patch Kids in his pockets.
Either that or Starburst.
I think they would die without us.
And the cilantro is a nice touch.
Very Cinco de Mayo-ish.
Why would he waste good gummy bears like that?
All Im saying is that Dane’s quesadilla looks yummy, and yours looks like something a parent would make a child eat. Because it has vegetables. And is gross.
LONG LIVE CHEESE!
She neglected to mention is that she didn’t even use REAL cheese on hers - that is ALMOND CHEESE!
EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
he left those as a treat for you! For doing the laundry! Yay you!
Put those together and you got yourself one delicious quesadilla.
So we all agree that a quesadilla gummy bear salad is the best possible compromise then?
Cute! (the gummies in the washer). Delicious! (your quesadilla…yum jalapenos). I am on a challenge to be a vegan for the month. I started today, 5 days late. I have a feeling I will make it successfully to approximately Tuesday.
You can do it! I eat vegan all the time.
Steak is vegan, right?
i don’t think I know what vegan is.
I’d eat both quesadillas and then go searching the laundry for more snax. Unfortunately, when my pocket is full of gummi bears there’s zero chance any will be left for the washer.
“Want a gummy bear? They’re soft and warm, they have been in my pocket…errr washing machine.”
Hmmmm…cheese…
You have made my stomach angry. Now the salad I made for it is NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
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Look, you do two things I don’t:
-prepare meals
-laundry
wait wait wait. Almond Cheese? Almond Cheese? I believe what you mean is Almond Substance. Because almonds don’t make cheese. The correct state of almondness is roasted with salt.
> I eat vegan all the time.
Me, too!
Oh, wait. No, I eat vegans…
That’s healthy, too, though, right? I mean, because they take good care of themselves? Like eating free-range beef vs. the delicious little hormone-fed baby cows kept in those snug little pens?
haha gummy bears. classic.
If the cheese on danes tortilla were butter, that would be my boyfriend’s breakfast.
Oh those bears are so cute lying there all drowned! No wait. That’s not right. Internets, please don’t make me go to hell.
You know what? I totally thought those gummy bears in the wash were slices of red and yellow bellpepper- like Dane takes the veggies out of his dinner and stuffs them in his pockets when you’re not looking.
Mmmmm, you know it all looks delicious.
Maybe I am just hungry.
kiala, it looks to me like you spent all the time fussing on your own breakfast and didn’t care about your husband’s.
ken
ps. is JustinS talking about oral sex?
Nope. Good ol’ fashioned cannibalism.
Justin you are Adolf Hitler.
End of Discussion
Okay, in all seriousness, you are more likely to get me to eat almond cheese (no frakking way) than to get Dane to stop eating gummy bears. He’s been eating those things since… well, pretty much since he’s had teeth.
If you can get him to hold off until lunch (he used to eat them for breakfast), then you’re doing pretty well.
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