Comments on: I have excellent manners.

By: ken

ken — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:47:54 +0000

how DO you tongue kiss a cat’s forehead anyway?

By: Face of the Cookie || Proof of Life

Face of the Cookie || Proof of Life — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:37:15 +0000

[...] remember how Dane inebriated-ly left our camera at Pix Patisserie on Sunday night? Well, apparently something far more sinister than drunken forgetfulness was afoot [...]

By: Meg

Meg — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:05:51 +0000

To seem mysterious and tragic you could also make veiled references to a past heartache or terrible accident. I do that so I can eat more and seem mysterious at the same time.

By: Joy @ Big Time Fancy

Joy @ Big Time Fancy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:56:28 +0000

This bit:

“So I felt my way out of the bathroom and back to the table where I immediately drank um, two or three glasses of wine and ate about three pieces of lettuce from my caesar salad because earlier in the day I had eaten a gigantic turkey sandwich and also because I’m thinking of cultivating an aura of eating disorder around me. I think it makes me seem mysterious and tragic. And thin.”

made me spit water all over my keyboard. It is not even 10am and I had to bother IT because I needed a new, less damp keyboard. Awesome.

By: nest maker » The walls at Pix Patisserie

nest maker » The walls at Pix Patisserie — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:13:48 +0000

[...] we went out to the Portland Mercury Fashion Show, and our friend Kiala wrote a characteristically delightful and amusing story about it. She emerged from the evening with insightful and witty analysis. What did I come away [...]

By: Kelly T.

Kelly T. — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:24:07 +0000

you are so glamorous and very “I do things sometimes.” I wish I was “do things sometimes.”

By: Nels

Nels — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:02:13 +0000

And, for the record, this story was much more entertaining than ANY movie Corey Haim has been in ever. EVER.

By: Nels

Nels — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:01:09 +0000

Jessie, that’s because anorexia only affects rich, white girls who we all hate now (after watching The Hills).

AIDS affects young, dark-skinned kids in Africa whom the media has programmed us to feel sorry for and yet do nothing to help. Except buy a RED cell phone because now I’ve actually taken action and can feel good about myself.

By: Jessie

Jessie — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:26:11 +0000

….I’m waiting for some oversensative freak to go on a rampage about how “making fun of eating disorders is not funny and some people really struggle with it…” blah blah blah

Apparently people are much less sensative about anorexia then AIDS, who knew

By: chris

chris — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 00:03:32 +0000

It is always charming to tell people what they don’t want to hear.

Always.