Probably the greatest story ever told.
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I guess I do like Asimov. Maybe it was Nobokov I didn’t like.
No, that’s not right either. Oh well.-
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Man…
You ever wish you could have been in on the pitch meetings for some thing like this? Somewhere out there, there’s a person who heard “Corey Haim” and “rollerblades” in the same sentence and still decided to greenlight the project.
so, I figure since I played hockey for pretty much all my life, I could roll with Corey - right?
I guess I’d have to get a cooler haircut, but I have the skating part down.
I’ve met Patricia Arquette and she is a very cool person and I wonder if she wakes every single morning with a piercing regret about this film, which only copious amounts of prescription drugs and arcane French literary theory will ease.
I can’t watch this right now because my boss decided to show up this morning.
Arrrrgggghhh!
(yes, I work on a pirate ship.)
I mean, she comes in here and she looks at real estate listings, looks up recipes, clips coupons, goes to the bathroom eleventy hundred times…
Who does she think she is anyway?
You’re lucky you don’t have a job.
How in Christ’s name have I never heard of this movie? And why is Feldman MIA? Netflix, here I come.
This is great, yes, but if you’re really into ultimate cinematic moments with Corey Haim, please try and track down his “documentary” Me, Myself, and I. It is quite possibly the greatest thing ever put to film. Here’s a snippet, just to blow your mind:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLRK-XP_GLE
Oh, I saw his documentary Me, Myself, and I and am much stupider for it. I was nauseous after watching it for at least an hour. Why didn’t I turn it off? Because I was frozen in place by how horrific it was. I will hate Corey Haim forever for subjecting me to that.
Oh, I’ve seen that Rob! It’s kind of the best thing ever. Did you watch the reality show? The Two Corey’s or whatever?
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