Comments on: Billy Joel would tell me if I looked fat in this.

By: Paulie

Paulie — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 05:30:03 +0000

“She was like a puma, a leopard …”

I can’t decide whether you were intentionally making a clever allusion to “cougar”.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:01:17 +0000

Wow, do salesgirls really make 9 dollars an hour there? That’s, wow. I guess I really was working for less than my worth for all those years.

By: Nels

Nels — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 23:11:35 +0000

This one is for the ladies:
You all know Nelson from the Simpsons? Well just imagine his voice as you read this…

“HA-HA! You’re old.”

If it was possible over the internet, I would then slug you hard in the gut. Cause that’s what Nelson would do.

By: kristen

kristen — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:24:24 +0000

Sharon, that was a good one!

I’m so mad that I didn’t think of it.

By: sharon

sharon — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:36:46 +0000

“awww, you had to be a BIG SHOT, did’ja, you had to OPEN up your MOUTH…” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5cuXFvPTY8

[no, i don't really think that. i just think one should always reply to a Billy Joel song with another Billy Joel song.]

By: melissa lion

melissa lion — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:52:19 +0000

What happened to our plan to lie about our ages? WHAT HAPPENED?!? I’ve been telling people I’m 19 and you’re 21 and we’re going to the DMV to get you a new license because you’re going to give your old one to me and gawd, aren’t we cute?!?

By: Robert

Robert — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:25:33 +0000

I definitely get the bedazzling thing though

By: chris

chris — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:56:33 +0000

I’m with Mickey.

But I left you this comment just so you know I was thinking about your blog.

By: mickey

mickey — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:54:28 +0000

I don’t get it and I’m okay with that.

By: Meg

Meg — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:30:15 +0000

God, this kind of thing freaks me out too. I mean you don’t want to all the sudden be an old lady wearing mom jeans, but at the same time you don’t want to look like a creepy old lady wearing a BP mini-skirt. I just stay away from the ruffled mini-skirts. Although, I hope I would have stayed away from them at any age, but still…