Earringshtth.
Well, I am sorry but sometimes I have to go out and earn tens of dollars for this family and so am unable to blog until the afternoon. Also, I may have gone shopping and bought a pair of earrings with the credit card my mom pays for me some money I found in my pocket. (Thanks Mom!)
Anywho, I was at a screening today and I ate one of those huge pretzels with salt the way I like to do because I am on a diet and that was stupid because it had the nutritional value of a salt lick wrapped in styrofoam peanuts. Delicious. So that was lunch and I am all puffy and lethargic now. Decisions. I am no good at them.
Tonight we are going to dinner, probably at Le Happy because we fear change and also because it’s right next door to Slabtown where my new friend Ned’s band Beluga Whale is playing and also my old friend, Matt Daby’s band The Bugs of Lightning is playing. I plan on playing some air hockey and maybe a little table tennis although it’s right in the middle of the room and I don’t like doing things unless at least one part of my body - preferably the all of it part - is visible to no one. It makes me feel safe. Actually, I’m feeling a little anti-social and shaky today so I might just sit in a corner and let people come worship at my feet say hello. I blame the pretzel.
And because I know you are DYING to see the earrings my mom unwittingly bought me and because I can’t stop vimeo-ing stupid expressions on my face and mostly because I pronounce “earrings” as “earringshtth”, here you go. (Please ignore the dirty dishes on the counter. They are never always like that.)
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That wink was for me, I just know it.
Yeah I have a lithp. I also found out I am one of those people who comes off like I am ready kick someones assth at any moment. It made me reevaluate every human interaction I have ever had. How did my husband not tell me this before, I mean I have been with him for like 11 years. So really I was just letting you know I too am devastated, finding thingths out about yourself that are so obvious to others is strange. (I also just found out that I tend to babble)
Those are some fabulous earrings.
Way to go with the momfoolery!
That was queer wasn’t it?
Sorry.
And there’s no way my hair is better than yours. No. Way. I will totally trade you.
my hair is better than both of yours.
sorry.
losers.
Shut it, Balls Face.
im not gunna lie- i didnt even watch the video because the expression on your face in the still was priceless, and watching the video might ruin it for me.
Does your mom have room for another daughter? Does she read this, cause I am good at ass kissing.
Mommy?
hahaha I’m sorry, but you have friends in bands. Tell them hippies to get jobs!
my boyfriend is in a band and has a full time job.
The other members work part time at Olive Garden.
So…
Touche.
They make money from gigs, but i still dont count it as income cause it just fuels their weed habit.
I liked the song with the finger point. I think I’ll start doing that when I buy new shtuff.
I’m totally on board with the pretzel fetish. Do you eat the melted plastic cheese with them? Cause that could add another food group to the meal. It’s all about diversifying your food portfolio, right?
We’re still waiting for the link to the interview, right?
I am holding my breath, just so you know.
me too, mickey, me too…..
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