Ack.

April 11, 2008

I am just sitting here in a full on panic attack waiting for my interview to happen. It’s times like this when I yearn for a Time Machine. I’d climb into the Time Machine (which would, fingers crossed, look exactly like an english phone booth) and plug in 4:30 PST and a whir and a click later I’d be bathed in relief and flopsweat, ready to take a klonopin bubble bath and go out to dinner.

But that is not going to happen, is it? And I am going to have to talk to the Famous Person on the phone and ask them questions and not stutter or pass out and I ASKED TO DO THIS because it’s exciting and good for my career and it’s supposed to be fun, right?

And none of this would be so bad if I had been able to watch The Hills last night. Do you know why I was not able to watch The Hills? Because someone, who’s name rhymes with Dane Flesselball, somehow DELETED it from the DVR. And where I come from, that is grounds for divorce.

I will update you all at or near 4:30 and let you know if I managed to make it through the next two hours without having an AIDS attack.

UPDATE! I DID NOT DIE. It was fine. I will link to my interview next Thursday when it comes out and we can all laugh about how stupid I can sometimes be.

12 comments

1 melissa lion { 04.11.08 at 5:11 pm }

One question: does she really believe condoms should be handed out in schools?

2 Kelly T. { 04.11.08 at 5:21 pm }

are we not supposed to know who you are interviewing? Because if thats the case, we are fighting. not physically, we are just in a fight right now.

3 twinks { 04.11.08 at 5:22 pm }

Kiala - I have just come to tell you how wonderful I think you are. Not like…I wanna be like Kiala wonderful, but more like…I wish Kiala lived in Salt Lake City so that we could have insane escapades. You.Are.Great.and.HEEEEELARIOUS.

4 Ser { 04.11.08 at 5:37 pm }

Oooh, and because I see other Kath Eats people telling you how great you are, I will send some more love your way. Although you should not come over to my mommy blog and make fun of me. Especially because my most recent post is about potty training.

5 Kristen { 04.11.08 at 8:21 pm }

Wait a minute.

Large gay following, big boobs, flopsweat….

DID YOU INTERVIEW KATHY GRIFFIN??????????????

She is my equivalent to Batman.

OMG.

Please, tell me it’s Kathy!

6 Kristen { 04.11.08 at 8:21 pm }

I’m sorry.

I’ve been drinking.

But it’s her right?

7 Kristen { 04.11.08 at 8:22 pm }

RIGHT????

8 Kelly T. { 04.11.08 at 9:19 pm }

i think kristen might have something here….

9 Kelly T. { 04.11.08 at 9:21 pm }

but arent you a movie reviewer? Kathy doesnt do movies, right?
She barely does Tv. God, I hope she doesn’t read this. I mean, she does have a lot fo spare time on her hands, so its a strong possibility.

10 Nels { 04.11.08 at 10:51 pm }

I thought we decided that it was, in fact, Melissa.

And I’m pretty sure she’s more famous than Kathy Griffin at this point.

11 klc { 04.11.08 at 10:53 pm }

good news! you can watch The Hills online at MTV.com. You have to watch a few 30 sec commercials, but it works in a pinch!

12 melissa lion { 04.12.08 at 10:31 am }

Nels, are you trying to make me fall at your feet and stare up at you with tears of joy in my eyes? Because I’m pretty close.

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