Sometimes I sing Blur songs.
I would LOVE to continue our discussion of Battlestar Galactica today but we are recovering both physically and emotionally from a Friday night out with Justin and Megan which was super fun and then this happened…
Oh. My. God.
and this…
Why do people let me OUTSIDE?
Those two girls in the floral whatnots - we called the brunette one “Mary Kate Ashley” - weighed about 9 lbs 10 ounces and kept disappearing into the bathroom every five minutes. I can only assume that there is more than one use for a cocaine straw.
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This must be fake. There is no way everyone is having that much fun. Or maybe I just go to the wrong places.
It is wrong to assume she has a drug habit. Maybe she timed it wrong and her laxatives just took effect.
Aww, just look how happy you made her. I can see it radiating from all the little bones in her back.
I heart karaoke… I am a karaoke rockstar. I try to put karaoke into every part of my day. I sing in the shower, while I get ready, in my car, and silently at work and on the treadmill at the gym. Yes - I am a treadmill karaoke rockstar. People always look at me like I’m talking to myself.
Use #2 for a cocaine straw: to drink the milk from the cereal bowl when you’re done. Then again, this would only happen when you are OFF the cocaine since you probably wouldn’t be hungry for cereal after using the straw for use #1. Not that I’d know, I’ve just heard…
Kiala, you are a saint. You’ve made those two chicks so happy. YOU! I swear it, I’m about to start the beatification process. Like, when you die, you’ll totally smell like flowers because you made those two so happy with your dulcet tones and Blur song.
I have a tear.
That is AWESOME. Damon Albarn, this second, is all, “Fuck it, I quit!” Which Blur song was it? You know what else is fun? Caraoke. Yep. No one can hear you but they can all see someone singing herself blue in the face. Alone. To Poison. Unless it’s Bonnie Tyler.
Jess:
It’s Song 2. You can see the lyrics in the upper right corner.
By the way, I heart Rocker Guy in the first picture (in the green flannel). Looks like he’s playing air guitar and singing along. Must have been an inspiring performance. I bet he went straight home, busted out Guitar Hero, and shredded all night long.
I’m a singer so I got a big kick out of this entry. Check out singshot or singsnap and sing your heart out!
ha those pics are hilar
Kelly - It’s real. It’s actually even more crazy fun than that, but Dane’s picture taking scared some people off.
Jenny - Exactly. I knew you’d see through to the real truth.
Chandra - What’s wrong with a little coke in your milk? It’s just like coffee in the morning.
Melissa - This works out well for me. I like to wear robes.
Jess - Bonnie Tyler is the best in the car. BEST.
Justin - Of course, you’re right. Song 2. My favorite guy is the asian one. I don’t know why.
Treblemaker - I am checking them out right now.
Emma - No, YOU are hilar!
well, that girl is wearing ugly tights with ugly boots. so, along with her coke straw, she just went down twenty notches in my book.
you went up twenty cause you sing blur songs at karaoke.
the guy in the green shirt in the first photo is pissed at you for stealing his thunder.
Betsy - THANK YOU.
Chris - You have NO IDEA.
I think both those girls are wearing Ring Pops.
Oh, you look the absolute cutest (and also like you should be in a hair commercial!). I also just had to tell you how much I agree with your MFK Fisher recommendation on Elastic Waist. Two Town in Provence is also amazing.
Paul - Yes! And they are filled with heroin!
Sarah - Thank you.
Two Towns in Provence is awesome.
What is it about you singing Song 2 that makes everyone in the house either bare their teeth or unsheath their ’special hands’ and gesticulate bizarrely.
I guess it could be the coke, but I’m tipping you actually moved people with your stirring rendition.
Or something. The hands on the FloralOlsons made me laugh.
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