Silencing my lambs.
I was looking through our pictures last night and I realized I’ve only got one picture of all of me and not just the upper half of me and I thought to myself, because I am extremely vain and shallow, “The internet needs to know I have a lower half and that this lower half is not made of chocolate and booze and peanut butter”.
So I took this picture…
And I resolve to have Dane take more pictures of all of me and not just parts of me. This is probably not important at all, but I know when I’m reading other blogs I want to know as much about that person as I possibly can without being arrested for maybe making a skin suit out of them after I get the lotion back from the basket.
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More like silencing your LIMBS?
I’m not funny. I mostly just want to go outside
Go outside!!!!
rockin’ belt.
I went outside for lunch. For 2 and a half hours.
Eff the man!
Thank you Andi. It’s my favorite.
Ewww… I don’t wanna see pics of my sister’s ass!
Nels, that’s not my ass.
no ass, just vagay-gay, which is probably worse.
now i have “it puts the lotion in its skin, or else it gets the h0se again” stuck in my head. i get phrases stuck in my head more than songs. im thinking about seeing someone about it.
its probably vajay-jay, huh? my bad. im not good at spelling words oprah made up.
Oprah made that up? Figures. But for a while, I thought it was jezebel.com. I also thought they invented celebrities and celebrity gossip. I devote too much of my life to that site.
great, now i have another site to occupy my time. wwtdd.com is good, and so is thesuperficial.com. HA! now you have TWO more.
i thought that was made up on that stupid doctor show everyone is obsessed with….not scrubs the serious one…Grey’s anatomy. I would like to mention that i have never seen that show, but my mom has mortified me a few times in public by saying “vajay-jay” and telling me she got it from there.
why cant people just call it a gine-box or their china. its much more classy.
Their china. I haven’t heard that one. I love it and so I am christened. Thank you Kelly T.
Fine China ladies.
Fine.
now we demand a picture of the back of your head and the back of your body (you can, like, wear a towel over your ass if you don’t want to show off)
Oh no. I totally want to show off my ass to internet.
the internet.
Actually, I like to internet. Like how English people say Going to Hospital. Like that.
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