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March 7, 2008

My half with beansiness.

healthyish
Goopy.

Dane’s half with heart attackiness.

cheeseish.
Not real meat.

Nachos of luz.

togetherish.

8 comments

1 Arielle { 03.07.08 at 9:26 am }

Oh my gosh, that looks amazing. I’m a sucker for nachos. I kind of prefer the heart attacky half. YUM.

2 chris { 03.07.08 at 11:14 am }

why did you mention that it’s not real meat? Are you getting hate mail from PETA?

3 Kristen { 03.07.08 at 11:18 am }

You should never feel guilty eating stuff from Whole Foods. If it’s organic, it’s automatically the best thing you can put into your mouth and the calories don’t count.

At least that’s the lie I tell myself.

So, how’s the soy taco meat?

4 kiala { 03.07.08 at 11:27 am }

Chris-
Three of our closest friends are vegetarian and vegan. I like to make them happy sometimes. Two of our closest friends, however, would happily shove that funnel down the goose’s throat for one bite of pate. I’m somewhere in the middle.

Kristen-
The soy taco meat is DELICIOUS. You have to get that kind, though. The kind in the picture below. And it’s non-gmo soybeans. Yay!

5 Justin { 03.07.08 at 11:28 am }

I hope you guys ate the hell out of those nachos. Im eating vicariously through the two of you now. I’ve been stuck in Texas for days now, with no end in sight, and not the nice fancy parts of Texas, the parts of Texas that live on the sides of freeways. And are called “Comfort Suites” and “Holiday Inn”. Those parts of Texas.

What I’ve found out is this: In Texas, vegetarian means chicken instead of steak. So now what I do is live on things like french fries and mashed potatoes. Needless to say - I feel OUTSTANDING! And this is coming from someone who really, really likes the potato.

Any way - you eat those nachos! You eat them for me! You eat them for AMERICA!

6 kiala { 03.07.08 at 11:41 am }

Justin -

We ate the whole pan. It was a big pan.

I’ve only been to the Dallas Airport so I can only assume the rest of Texas is filled with tarmac, plastic chairs, and magazines. And that it smells like really bad coffee. You should come home now.

7 Sy { 03.07.08 at 4:19 pm }

Both sides look completely delicious. I really like this idea of spreading them out in the pan so all the chips get the goods. I see my serving in these pictures but what are you and Dane going to eat?

8 Kiala { 03.07.08 at 4:38 pm }

Sy-

Yes, and also always make them in the oven, plus LAYERING is very important. I do not do this well enough for Dane and he might divorce me for it, eventually.

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