Nachos update. Because I care.

March 6, 2008

I am sorry for the short posting today but you need to understand how 4 vodka drinks and a beer affect my brain.

SiT’s somomehting ilKe htis.

SEE? So rather than inflict my not smart on my intertube friends, I figured I’d show you the nacho makings and maybe I’ll show you how they turn out. That is, if it is even possible to get a picture of anything in the millisecond it will take for Dane and I to annihilate the whole pan.

HOWEVER, I was feeling an incredible amount of pre-remorse a little guilty about all the cheese and chips and stuff that are not really food, per se, that I was going to be eating so I’ve decided to make a black bean dip with plain yogurt, beans of course, a little salsa and Franks Red Hot, and spread that over the chips (I’m having baked chips, Dane gets the real ones) with some red peppers and jalapenos and more plain yogurt and salsa. I’ll sprinkle a little cheese on top of that because it has a flavr.

Oh my God, I just drooled on the keyboard while typing that last sentence.

It’s official. I am a drunken po-tard*.

(Portland retard. WHAT? IT’S A THING. BRING IT.)

3 comments

1 Sy { 03.06.08 at 8:56 pm }

‘… sprinkle a little cheese on top?’ Wait. What? You mean after you’ve put down a layer of chips and other goodies, cheesed that and put it under the broiler to melt it before you layer on more chips and repeat, right? Because if you are only sprinkling cheese on the top as garnish? And I say this as someone who loves you and wants you to have all that is best in this world, that is not nachos. It’s a chips and bean dip fiesta. Which is yummy. But the very word ‘nachos’ comes from the Sanskrit ‘na cha’ which means ‘to make sacred with cheese.’ Fact.

Or a lie.

You choose.

2 melissa lion { 03.06.08 at 10:52 pm }

Would it be possible for you to live blog your life. Not all the time, just while I’m writing my novel. Or, “writing my novel” which involves cyber stalking every single person who 1) I’ve met in my life 2) whose last names I can remember.

Would that be too much to ask?

3 kiala { 03.07.08 at 10:25 am }

Sy-

I know, I KNOW the cheese is the good part but summer is coming and America says I have to wear shorts and tank tops. BOO.

Melissa -

yes.

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