Snacks!
You know what drug I can’t kick? Wheat Thins. Or to be more accurate, Back to Nature Crispy Wheats. They’re like the “healthy” version of Wheat Thins.
I like to eat 8 of them with a wedge of Laughing Cow Lite Cheese. It makes me feel like I’m at a very bad cocktail party circa 1977 and all I’m missing is a Bacardi and Tab and a bowl for everyone’s keys.
I used to eat Kashi 7 grain crackers instead until I discovered the delicious saltiness of these. I KNOW THEY’RE NOT REALLY HEALTHY INTERNET BUT GOD, THROW ME A BONE WOULD YOU?
And I should tell you all that I had already eaten my eight crackers with cheese BEFORE I took that picture so those were put neatly back into the fridge and cupboard.
I swear it on my stack of Buffy Season Eights.
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You eat the laughing cow right out of the wrapper?!?! What the hell is wrong with you!!? I mean, I’m all over licking up the last little bits because for some satanic reason it never comes out in a perfect wedge, but YOU’RE EATING WRONG.
Cheese and Crackers recipe:
8 crackers
1 Laughing Cow swiss light
Place crackers on plate, take wedge OUT of package, lick package, dig tiny little pieces of cheese off the wedge with the crackers. Failure to follow directions will result in an unsatisfying meal.
I met my husband to be (who is now my ex-husband) when I asked him if we were at a key party. No, what I said was, “This party is totally like that party in that movie The Ice Storm, you know?”
I got mad man skillz.
Matt -
I DO use the crackers to get at the cheese but I still keep it in the lil’ wrapper which I then heat up with a lighter so that I can freebase my snack.
You have NO IDEA how satisfying that is.
Melissa -
And then did he pick you up in his manly arms and carry you home?
ALSO….DIVORCEES RULE.
I want to be a Divorcee!
I’ve never really had that laughing cow cheese, mostly because I don’t like to eat food that has the creator of that food laughing.. at me? Who knows why that cow is laughing at.
“Oh man, I peed in the milk a little on that batch. Enjoy, humanz!”
Robert is an official honorary divorcee!
I really like that in the last picture, you’re both licking your meal.
give me a Babybel on a Reduced Fat Triscuit, and you have one happy Erik.
you should try apples and peanut butter as a snack. It is King of Snacks.
Seriously.
It makes my soul happy.
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