Lunch Lessons.

I bought an entire POUND of Applegate Farms chicken from the Whole Foods Deli this week and I’ve already made this sandwich twice with it.

It’s two and a half ounces of chicken on whole grain bread with baby spinach, sliced orange peppers, green apple, and a little honey mustard. Then I put it on the grill pan and press it down with the tea kettle. I had just made a cup of tea, so the kettle still had hot water in it which really helped warm up the insides of the sammy.

I feel so conflicted about eating meat. I really only eat fish and fowel but I do wear leather and I do hunt baby endangered animals in the wild for sport after poisoning their mothers with food flavored pellets. THEY ARE TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT. So all in all not too bad, I guess.

Last night we had roasted beets and even though I know what they do to your pee, I totally forgot and FREAKED OUT this morning. I thought I was dying or Dane was dying, or we both were. I mean, it’s just not right for a vegetable to re-create the symptoms of kidney disease like that. The irony is beets are excellent for healthy kidney and liver functions. Huh.

That’s all I’ve got today.