The women of lecithinia welcome you with delicious snack foods.
I had these chips with my turkey sandwich today and the package had the audacity to put “ALL NATURAL” all over itself in pretty green letters…
But they were not all natural, unless soy lecithen is some kind of newly discovered fruit from a small village in Eastern Europe accessible only by a manually powered mountain tram operated by locals who are the only people in the world strong enough to do it because they subsist entirely on the soy lecithin berry.
I also had a Diet Coke.
I’m going to die of the cancer, aren’t I?
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Haha, i thought the same thing as Iwas finishing my lunch blog: “I had a diet soda, no harm, no foul.”
Until i get cancer. Im sure thats what smokers say to themselves, too.
Yes, exactly. And drinkers…oh wait, that’s me.
Sigh. Oh well.
i have to pee
oops, sorry I thought this was my twitter account!
OH CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT TWITTER.
I hope it’s okay.
Oh my God, you crack me up! I love, love, love your blog.
Thank you Chandra! It loves you, too.
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