Comments on: Something you do not want to know about me.

By: kiala

kiala — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 17:02:30 +0000

Obviously he’s a wizard. How else would he keep his hair so snowy white?

I actually was thinking about you when I wrote this and how back then I ate the oatmeal too, but it didn’t work so well for me. Probably because I was drowning it in brown sugar. Also? I was extra crazypants in my twenties. NEUROTIC. Which ties the stomach up in knots.

Ok, I’m still neurotic. Butu I’m regular and neurotic now.

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:01:47 +0000

As you well know, I have been a major proponent of the oatmeal for years, not only for its poop-positive attributes, but also for its cholesterol lowering abilities. That Wilford Brimley knows his shit. I think he’s some kind of wizard.

By: kiala

kiala — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 03:19:02 +0000

Yes, yes, Erik..AT FIRST. But eventually it would thank you.

With poop.

By: erik.s

erik.s — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:10:27 +0000

Hooray! A poop post! I dunno if I could eat that, my colon would look at me from across the room in a surly manner.

By: kiala

kiala — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:09:22 +0000

Uh huh.

MISTER MASTER CLEANSE.

By: Robert

Robert — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:56:43 +0000

haven’t pooped in years

By: kiala

kiala — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:16:02 +0000

We are all famous! FOR POOPING.

Thank you, friends.

By: Megan

Megan — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 19:05:34 +0000

I think it’s only fair to point out that we are both ladies, and it was only a poop subtext in a conversation about a shared fear of lunch.

By: Justin

Justin — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 18:50:09 +0000

holy.
fucking.
shit.

Im totally fucking famous. I mean yes, yes, about the stomach thing, but also – fuck – I totally got a name check!