Mass After Effects

For some reason, Mass Effect keeps freezing on Dane and he loses his shit a fair majority of his progress when this happens. My character, however, - my female character - doesn’t seem to have this problem. I credit the boobs. Then again, I’m no scientist.

In related news, I managed to write a Pampelmoose post today about Feist performing on the Today Show. I think this was the first post I’ve written in over a week for the Moose. I really should be writing more often (also, rain is wet and chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows) but I suppose I’ve just been distracted by the XBox, wedding things, shiny objects, and vegetables.

I love vegetables. Dane doesn’t. Therefore, I can only conclude he must be a terrorist - but the kind of terrorist who would sneak nachos onto a plane instead of a bomb. And isn’t that JUST the sort of terror America needs? Am I right?

What?